God and Mutual Masturbation

I started reading this book today, it's called I'm Fine with God... It's Christians I Can't Stand. I'm not so sure I'm going to be fine with this book to be honest with you. I read all of the chapter names and they are so negative. I think I may have made a bad buy with this one.

Speaking of bad buys. I'm not spending my money anymore. Not on anything. Not food, nothing. It's going to be refreshing and I'm excited about it. I need to live more simplistically.

Now for this book...

Something from the book I could agree with (pages 7 and 8):

The clown (literally) who sat in the end-zone seats at every Super Bowl. He was easy to spot. He wore the rainbow colored wig, and he held up a large "John 3:16" sign where the television camera set up for a field goal attempt. Did he really think that people would stop watching the game on TV so they could look up that Scripture in a Bible that is conveniently nearby on the buffet table between the Budweiser and the pork rinds?

Something I find to be a bit harsh (page 8):

The Christian plumber who advertises in the yellow pages with a big fish symbol displayed prominently in the ad. The sign on the fish was an effective secret symbol among Christians in the first century AD, when being identified as a Christian meant being used as lion bait in the Roman Coliseum. But 20 centuries later that fish symbol means this: "Hey, come to me for your plumbing repairs. I may do a lousy job cleaning your clogged pipes, and I might charge you more than the other guys, but at least you'll be reamed by a fellow Christian."

And so I keep reading...

So how about the slogan "God Hates Fags!" that was on the signs outside of Matthew Shephards funeral. I'm not even going to comment on my feelings towards those people (who count how many days Matthew has been in hell and who post similar signs at his grave site on the anniversary of his death each year...what the fuck). God doesn't hate gay people. That's something I will never agree with. I will never think that a man and a man together is wrong, or that a woman and a woman is wrong. Never. Love towards another is not something one should have to deny, or hide, or ignore. Ever.



On a lighter note, New Kids on the Block are back, This is obviously one of the worst mistakes in music history. It's sad to me when a famous individual or group does not understand that their time is up and that they should cherish the fame and fortune they had rather than painfully dragging it out. New Kids on the Block were the shit... back in the day. Them coming back as the same group at 30+ years of age is in a way disrespecting the success they rightfully obtained as teenagers.

You are a group of grown men and you are going to sing the lyrics "I want to be your boyfriend" over and over again? This is something the Jonas Brothers could get away with. Not even Hanson could get away with that anymore... and they are half your age.



I am obsessed with Skype now. I am constantly on it. There is a slight problem though. My sweet and innocent self genuinely wants to meet people from various walks of life, so when I put myself in 'SkypeMe' mode this is what I am naively expecting. About 2 minutes later (haha and it just happened as I was typing that) a person will IM me or attempt to call me and say a version of the following...

"i lick your wet pussy cam2cam u and i fun times virtual sex"
(followed by a creepy emoticon of a blossoming flower or a bright yellow sexy smiley face)
There is a time and a place for those sexy emoticons.

And it's never a complete or true sentence. My 'Blocked' list is longer than my 'Contacts' list. I just had to block a fellow from Holland named Rob. He is blocked user number 37.

Mike Stone and I did have some fun with it the other day though. I was a 58 year old woman using a picture of her daughter as a decoy. This poor Russian boy (29 years of age... claiming to be 26) just wanted to masturbate in front of the computer. He left with a life lesson, a limp dick, and a smile on his face... and then he was blocked. He learned the following:

• When your camera is on don't rub your chest... it's creepy.
• Lie about your age one more time boy cause I still don't believe you. (And yes, I finally got the real age)
• Don't be so desperate that when you find out I am not the girl in the picture, but the 58 year old wrinkly pussy mother, you still seek virtual pleasure. It's pathetic.
  
• When you are dating a woman don't go online for some virtual mutual masturbation. It's a slap in her face. Maybe she would be better in bed if you weren't such a hornball and romanced her once in awhile.

That was my good deed for the day. He learned some good lessons.

A fellow from Morocco just, well shit I'll post the conversation (key points in blue... amazing things are in bold haha):

magicien says: (handshake)
Theresa Clare says: hi
magicien says: how r u
Theresa Clare says: good. u?
magicien says: happy
magicien says: i am khalid 23 years from morocco,i serach talk with seriouse girls
Theresa Clare says: are you in school
magicien says: yes,I am technician in mechanical manufacture
magicien says: and you ?
magicien says: i searcj relation seriouse with girls married
Theresa Clare says: you search for marriage?
magicien says: yes
Theresa Clare says: sorry
magicien says: marriage all time
magicien says: i am not playing
Theresa Clare says: i am not interested
magicien says: ok,bye
Theresa Clare says: haha
Theresa Clare says: bye
magicien says: i am seriou men,and i dont like playing with girls
Theresa Clare says: ok byeeeee
magicien says: bye sisters



He is a serious man you guys, seriously.


Till next time ya'll,
TheresaClare

P.S. Listen to James Morrison and fall in love with his voice just as I have. I recommend the songs "This Boy", "If the Rain Must Fall", "Under the Influence", and "You Give Me Something"<-- Esp. this one. :-)